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Clover Field ([personal profile] socloverit) wrote2016-06-05 10:21 pm

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Alita "detective! we found a pool of the killer's blood in the hallway!" "mmm...gross. mop it up!"
Calisto i'm not going to kill an actor and ruin indiana jones 5 just 'cause i don't understand costumes
Elizabeth i could never be goth, and don't get me wrong, i'm unhappy, it's not that
Grell and without looking up at me my mom said "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair" you know how you talk to a child
Kazuma crazy people are like that, they have unlimited crazy currency
Fiona
Jack no one wants to applaud the penis of a 44 year old weirdo
Rhys if you're ever on the highway behind me, i just want you to know that i HEAR you honking, and i also don't want me to do be doing what i'm doing. i don't like that i'm in that lane either! and i sure would like to get out of it
Fumi
Jason one kid took a running start and threw his body onto the pool table and BROKE IT IN HALF
Allen my vibe is more like "hey you could pour soup in my lap and i'll probably apologize to you"
Lavi
Dorian i was once on the telephone with blockbuster video, which is a very old fashioned sentence. that's like when your grandma would be like "we'd all go play jacks down at the soda fountain" you'd be like "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT" you know how you talk to your grandma
Iron Bull guy who, while being questioned by homcicide detectives, will not stop unloading crates
Hancock oh, christ, you weren't kidding. he's gonna do stand-up
Niles
Tsukuyo
Dave wait wait wait, before you punch in another Super Bass, let's put in ONE Starships
Roxy and my friend roxy, who is now a mother, this woman now has a BABY
Machias another story i heard about myself
Judar AH YES....... MY TITLE OF ALPHA, WHICH I ONCE HAD. HOW CAN I RECLAIM IT. BECAUSE THAT WAS A THING THAT EXISTED AT ONE TIME.
Maria
Adrien i don't look like someone who used to do anything. i look like i was just sitting in a chair eating saltines for like 15 years and then i walked right out here
Marinette something happened there. you hope it was a miracle, but probably not. probably something worse.
Yuno sometimes babies will point at me and i don't care for that shit at all
Carta
Todomatsu i have had a very long day. i am very small and i have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under
Frankenstein and i said...no. you know. LIKE A LIAR
Raleigh
Luke but like with the confidence of guys who have already like BEEN to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore like I SERVED MY NICKEL YOU COME AND TAKE ME confidence but white children
Minako
Jessie
Adam let's see, what problems can we solve? problem one. no
Harold
Todd all right, don't "woo" if you're white, it's always been legal for us, come on, sir
Adelina
Emily oceans eleven wouldn't work with women because two would just keep breaking off to talk shit about the other nine. or not even talk shit just say weird passive aggressive things while they break into the casino like AW I LOVE HOW YOU JUST WEAR ANYTHING
Shelley hmmmm, back to my hunch! look for clues... i'll tell you what we'll do! we'll draw chalk around where the body is. that way, we'll know where it was.........
Arumat
it's me! 2074? that's not a real year! by 2074 i'll be drinking moon juice with president johnathan taylor thomas, i'm not gonna be writing you a paper check
Light fifteen when i'm nine? that's just like hiring a slightly bigger child!
Funyarinpa and i go over to the delta help desk, which is an oxymoron,